December 2010
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you're cute, can i holla? ;)
who’s this?
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jillliaannn:
Because somewhere behind the bitter words, selfish acts, and heartless attitude… was a girl who loved.
And to that illusion that I loved in the past, who didn’t know how to act, and...
– (via ashlove)
oh shoot me.
he has to be in every place i go, huh?
– Whale’s blah. (via sheisthewhale)
The heart has its reasons, of which the mind knows nothing.
– Blaise Pascal (via quote-book)
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take it off?
What? your brain?
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how are you skinny?
lol i’m not skinny. You should see me naked.
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your ex boyfriend replaced you over a pig with a...
lol who’s this
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I LOVE YOUR LIPS.
Thank you. :*
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I heard you were pregnant?
Oh dear, I wish I was.
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you should be a model
what
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Are you straight
whatever you like :)
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you're a mean girl and I don't like you
that makes sense.
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What's the farthest you've gone with a guy?
We went to heaven and it wasn’t that satisfying so we went to the sun instead and burnt ourselves
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One person you would go lesbian for?
Angelina Jolie. Damn girl
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Which is your favorite punctuation mark?
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Why does it hurt when I pee?
See a doctor.
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what's your favorite color?
Green.
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goodmorning beautiful :)
Goodmorning anon. :)
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How's your Christmas?
drunk and happy. :)
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Dear boys; your penis is not like pinocchio's...
Where did the word "fuck" come from?
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
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lujuria:
Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The...